Of these, two gems stood out.
*****"Which country are we going this June holiday?" said the wife when she was eating maggie mee.
"Will we get Ebola?" said the wife curiously while she was drinking milkshake.
*****"Why did you steal money from my purse?" My mother said while she was checking through her purse.
"I wanted to buy a house."
"You could have told me! I'll buy it for you," said my mother, angry like a gorilla.
"Okay, sorry, Mum. I'll not do it again."
*****Content aside, at least they know how to present a dialogue on paper.