The following Q&A seems somewhat logical...
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: The heart's only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste it on exercises. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart does not make you live longer; it's like saying you extend the life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take naps.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine is made from fruits. Fruits are very good. Brandy means distilled wine, which means they take water out of the fruity bits so you get even more goodness that way. Beer is made from grains. Grains are good too. Bottom up!
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU AREN'T LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How can getting more vegetables be bad?
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for one's figure, explain a whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND......
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: The heart's only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste it on exercises. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart does not make you live longer; it's like saying you extend the life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take naps.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine is made from fruits. Fruits are very good. Brandy means distilled wine, which means they take water out of the fruity bits so you get even more goodness that way. Beer is made from grains. Grains are good too. Bottom up!
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU AREN'T LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How can getting more vegetables be bad?
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for one's figure, explain a whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND......
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
تلعب السقالات المعدنية دورًا مهمًا في تعزيز السلامة في مواقع شركات سقالات. بإنشاء بيئة عمل آمنة ومستقرة، يمكن تقليل خطر السقوط وحدوث حوادث.
ReplyDeleteالغلايات البخارية هي نظام تحويل أو تحويل للطاقة يتم فيه تحويل الطاقة المخزنة في الوقود الأحفوري مثل الغاز إلى طاقة حرارية.وتحتوي المراجل على غرفة احتراق مغلقة حيث تتعرض السوائل لدرجة حرارة وضغط مرتفعين وتتحول إلى بخار بضغط عالٍ. وتقدم شركة الوطنية غلاية مراجل بخارية باسعار مميزة.
ReplyDeleteتوجد عدة طرق لنقل العفش بطريقة آمنة دون خسائر منها :
ReplyDeleteالتعبئة الجيدة: قم بتعبئة العفش بشكل صحيح لحمايته من التلف أثناء النقل. استخدم مواد التغليف الصحيحة مثل الورق المقوى والفقاعات البلاستيكية والوسائد الحماية.
الفصل بين الأغراض الهشة: قم بفصل الأغراض الهشة عن بقية الأغراض وقم بتعبئتها بشكل منفصل. ضع علامات تشير إلى أنها قابلة للكسر لتنبيه فريق ونش رفع عفش.
عند تعاقدك مع شركة نقل عفش، يتحملون المسؤولية عن سلامة أثاثك وأغراضك الشخصية أثناء عملية النقل. فهم يستخدمون الطرق الصحيحة لتفادي حدوث أي إصابات لك أو للعاملين في الشركة، ولحماية الأثاث من الخدوش والتلف
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