What's Today?

Here's an excerpt from The Tao of Pooh:

{Rabbit}   ... you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count.

{Owl}   By the way, Pooh, how do you spell Tuesday?

{Pooh}   Spell what?

{Guy}   Tuesday. You know - Monday, Tuesday ...

{Owl}   My dear Pooh, everybody knows that it's spelled with a Two.

{Pooh}   Is it?

{Owl}   Of course. After all, it's the second day of the week.

{Pooh}   Oh, is that the way it works?

{Guy}   All right, Owl. Then what comes after Twosday?

{Owl}   Thirdsday.

{Guy}   You're just confusing thingss. This is the day after Tuesday, and it's not Thirds - I mean, Thursday.

{Owl}   Then what is it?

{Piglet}   It's Today!

{Pooh}   My favorite day.


Yup, Todays should be our favorite Days.

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